Winter Jokes for Kids
Paginepagineapp.comFrosty giggles! A free printable list of clean, kid-friendly winter jokes — about snow, snowmen and cold cosy days.
1. What do you call a snowman in the desert?
❄️ Lost!
2. How do snowmen get around?
❄️ They ride an icicle!
3. What falls in winter but never gets hurt?
❄️ Snow!
4. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
❄️ Frosted Flakes!
5. Where do snowmen keep their money?
❄️ In a snow bank!
6. What’s a snowman’s favourite drink?
❄️ Ice-cold cocoa!
7. Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
❄️ Because Frost bites!
8. What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
❄️ Polaroids!
9. What do snowmen wear on their heads?
❄️ Ice caps!
10. How does a snowman lose weight?
❄️ He waits for spring!