Valentine's Day Jokes for Kids
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1. What did one flame say to the other on Valentine’s Day?
💘 “We’re a perfect match!”
2. What did the stamp say to the envelope?
💘 “I’m stuck on you!”
3. Why did the banana like the other banana?
💘 Because it had a-peel!
4. What do you call two birds in love?
💘 Tweethearts!
5. What did one bee say to the other?
💘 “I love bee-ing with you!”
6. What did the calculator say to the pencil?
💘 “You can count on me!”
7. How did the phone propose?
💘 It gave its girlfriend a ring!
8. What did the drum say on Valentine’s Day?
💘 “My heart beats for you!”
9. What do you call a very small valentine?
💘 A valen-tiny!
10. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
💘 It felt crummy without its valentine!
11. What did the paperclip say to the magnet?
💘 “I find you very attractive!”
12. What’s a squirrel’s favourite Valentine’s treat?
💘 Anything it’s nuts about!
13. What did the light bulb say to its valentine?
💘 “I love you watts and watts!”
14. Why are frogs so happy on Valentine’s Day?
💘 They’re toad-ally in love!
15. What did the cat say to its valentine?
💘 “You’re purr-fect!”
16. What do you write in a slug’s valentine?
💘 “Be mine, slow and steady!”