Thanksgiving Jokes for Kids
Paginepagineapp.comGobble up the giggles! A free printable list of clean, kid-friendly Thanksgiving jokes — perfect for the dinner table, lunchboxes and class parties.
1. Why did the turkey cross the road?
🦃 It was the chicken’s day off!
2. What kind of music did the pilgrims like?
🦃 Plymouth Rock!
3. Why do turkeys gobble?
🦃 Because they never learned good table manners!
4. What do you call a running turkey?
🦃 Fast food!
5. What did the turkey say to the computer?
🦃 Google, google!
6. Why did the cranberries turn red?
🦃 Because they saw the turkey dressing!
7. What’s the best dance at Thanksgiving?
🦃 The turkey trot!
8. What do you call a sad cranberry?
🦃 A blueberry!
9. Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
🦃 The outside!
10. What smells the best at Thanksgiving dinner?
🦃 Your nose!
11. What did the turkey say before dinner?
🦃 “I’m stuffed!”
12. Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?
🦃 It had 24 carrots!
13. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo?
🦃 A bird that can pluck itself!
14. How do you keep a turkey in suspense?
🦃 I’ll tell you next Thanksgiving!
15. What’s a turkey’s favourite dessert?
🦃 Peach gobbler!
16. Why did the gravy blush?
🦃 It saw the turkey dressing!