Summer Jokes for Kids
Paginepagineapp.comSunny-day giggles! A free printable list of clean, kid-friendly summer jokes — perfect for road trips, camp and lunchboxes.
1. What does the sun drink from?
☀️ Sunglasses!
2. Why did the kids bring a ladder to the beach?
☀️ They heard the sea was up high tide!
3. What’s a shark’s favourite sandwich?
☀️ Peanut butter and jellyfish!
4. Where do fish keep their money?
☀️ In the river-bank!
5. What do you call a snowman in summer?
☀️ A puddle!
6. Why do bananas wear sunscreen?
☀️ So they don’t peel!
7. What did the beach say to the tide?
☀️ “Long time, no sea!”
8. How does the ocean say hi?
☀️ It waves!
9. Why was the sandcastle so calm?
☀️ It was very well-grounded!
10. What’s a frog’s favourite summer drink?
☀️ Croak-a-cola!