Spring Jokes for Kids
Paginepagineapp.comSpringtime giggles! A free printable list of clean, kid-friendly spring jokes — about flowers, rain and sunny new days.
1. What did the big flower say to the little flower?
🌷 “Hi, bud!”
2. Why is everyone so tired in April?
🌷 Because they just finished a March!
3. What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
🌷 Bugs Bunny!
4. What did one raindrop say to the other?
🌷 “Two’s company, three’s a cloud!”
5. How does the sun listen to music?
🌷 On its ray-dio!
6. What flower talks the most?
🌷 Tulips — because they have two lips!
7. Why did the gardener plant a light bulb?
🌷 He wanted to grow a power plant!
8. What’s a bee’s favourite subject?
🌷 Buzz-ness studies!
9. What do you call a happy little bird in spring?
🌷 A tweet-heart!
10. Why did the caterpillar go to school?
🌷 To become a little smarter — and then a butterfly!