Fall Jokes for Kids
Paginepagineapp.comCosy giggles! A free printable list of clean, kid-friendly fall jokes — about leaves, pumpkins and crisp autumn days.
1. Why do trees hate tests in autumn?
🍂 They get stumped!
2. What did one autumn leaf say to another?
🍂 I’m falling for you!
3. What’s a scarecrow’s favourite fruit?
🍂 Straw-berries!
4. Why was the pumpkin afraid to cross the road?
🍂 It had no guts — yet!
5. What do you call a tree in autumn?
🍂 A leaf-a-lot!
6. How do leaves get from place to place?
🍂 They use autumn-mobiles!
7. What falls in autumn but never gets hurt?
🍂 The leaves!
8. Why did the apple stop in the road?
🍂 It ran out of juice!
9. What’s the coolest part of autumn?
🍂 The sweater weather!
10. What did the tree wear to the autumn party?
🍂 The best fall fashion — leaves!