Easter Jokes for Kids
Paginepagineapp.comSome egg-cellent giggles! A free printable list of clean, kid-friendly Easter jokes — perfect for baskets, lunchboxes and class parties.
1. How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?
🐰 Lots of egg-ercise!
2. What do you call a rabbit that tells jokes?
🐰 A funny bunny!
3. Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
🐰 He was having a bad hair day!
4. How do bunnies stay cool?
🐰 With hare conditioning!
5. What kind of music do bunnies like?
🐰 Hip-hop!
6. What do you call an egg that goes on adventures?
🐰 An egg-splorer!
7. Why did the egg hide?
🐰 It was a little chicken!
8. How does the Easter Bunny travel?
🐰 By hare-plane!
9. What did the bunny say to the carrot?
🐰 “It’s been nice gnawing you!”
10. What’s the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
🐰 By hare-mail!
11. Why are people always tired in April?
🐰 Because they’ve just finished a March!
12. What do you call a naughty Easter egg?
🐰 A practical yolker!
13. How do you make an egg laugh?
🐰 Tell it a yolk!
14. What day does an Easter egg hate most?
🐰 Fry-day!
15. Where does the Easter Bunny get breakfast?
🐰 IHOP!
16. What do you call a bunny with fleas?
🐰 Bugs Bunny!