Christmas Jokes for Kids
Paginepagineapp.comHo, ho, ho — here come the giggles! A free printable list of clean, kid-friendly Christmas jokes — great for crackers, lunchboxes and class parties. Jokes are sneaky reading practice: kids love re-reading a good punchline.
1. What do you call Santa when he stops moving?
🎄 Santa Pause!
2. Why was the snowman looking through the carrots?
🎄 He was picking his nose!
3. What do elves learn at school?
🎄 The elf-abet!
4. What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?
🎄 Horn-aments!
5. Why does Santa go down the chimney?
🎄 Because it soots him!
6. What’s a snowman’s favourite breakfast?
🎄 Frosted Flakes!
7. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a dog?
🎄 Frostbite!
8. How does a snowman get around?
🎄 By riding an icicle!
9. What kind of music do elves like best?
🎄 “Wrap” music!
10. Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?
🎄 It needed to be trimmed!
11. What do you call a greedy elf?
🎄 Elf-ish!
12. What’s red, white and falls down chimneys?
🎄 Santa Klutz!
13. What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?
🎄 A cookie sheet!
14. Who is a snowman’s favourite family member?
🎄 Aunt Arctica!
15. What do you sing at a snowman’s party?
🎄 “Freeze a jolly good fellow!”
16. Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
🎄 They always drop their needles!